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Press Release--July 5, 2005
In a surprising move to increase risk, reduce profitability, and streamline customer disatisfiers, it was announced today that the sales and engineering teams would be further pared down. This move additionally seeks to further secure over indulgent executive salaries and bonus payouts on net negative sales. It is anticipated that following this announcement, more efforts will be made to prevent migration for the existing customer base by limiting backward compatibility, and added efforts will be put in place to maintain a dynamic road map where the top three target deliverables change in priority on an hourly basis.